Mah nefyoo iz possessed. I'ze told i need to exercize the demin. Do I buy it a tredmill?

WHat kinda werkout ekwipment do demins use? Maybe som dumbells? Perfickt pushup? Exercize ball? There is too many opshins and the guy at MC Sports had no idea. I need help, mah nefyew is spinnin his head and pukin and whatnot. I cant afford to have stanlee Steemer come again..